In the span of two weeks, both of my plastic, five-gallon gas cans sprung tiny, pinhole leaks in multiple places. I loathe gas cans to begin with—their faulty spill-proof features also make them ...

I have a 1964 Mercedes 230 SL. While I was adding gas, the detachable plastic spout from a five-gallon gas can fell into my car’s gas tank. I asked our mechanic how to find and remove the spout; he ...

My friend Greg Lewis used to say in high school: “He’s so dumb, he couldn’t pour ... out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.” Courtesy of a recent five-day power outage in Michigan ...

My friend Greg Lewis used to say in high school: “He’s so dumb, he couldn’t pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.” Courtesy of a recent five-day DTE power outage, I ...